If you’ve never been to a Pride parade before, welcome to one of the most joyful, unapologetic, and wildly affirming experiences of your life. Whether you’re a fresh-out-the-closet twink, a proud ally, or just finally making it to your first big queer bash, a Pride parade is where celebration meets protest — and where community shines. But before you show up in glitter and sass, there are a few things you’ll want to know to make the most of your experience.

Here’s your complete HomoCulture-approved checklist of what to bring, wear, expect, and do at your very first Pride parade.

1. Dress Loud, Proud, and Authentically You

Pride is the time to turn your look all the way up. Whether it’s rainbow suspenders, leather harnesses, booty shorts, or your most fabulous crop top, wear what makes you feel confident and queer AF. Don’t hold back — your outfit is both your armor and your statement.

[Link to HomoCulture’s Pride outfit guide.]

2. Bring a Pride Flag — Or Three

Nothing says “I’m here and I’m queer” like waving your favorite Pride flag. From the rainbow to the trans, bisexual, pansexual, and nonbinary flags, these vibrant symbols show solidarity and representation. Bonus points for mini flags you can wave and larger ones you can wear like a cape.

3. Hydrate Like Your Glitter Depends on It

Pride parades are often long, hot, and crowded — and dehydration is a real mood killer. Bring a refillable water bottle (check if there are bag size restrictions) and drink often, especially if you’re indulging in adult bevs. Your skin, energy, and hangover-free tomorrow will thank you.

4. Wear Sunscreen — Yes, Even If It’s Cloudy

A burn is not the souvenir you want from your first Pride parade. Slather on broad-spectrum SPF before you head out and reapply every couple of hours, especially if you’re in a crop top or showing skin. Pride might be hot, but your shoulders shouldn’t be.

5. Know Where You’re Going (And How to Leave)

Crowds, road closures, and redirected public transit can make navigating the city tricky. Download the parade route map, know where the entrances and exits are, and set a meet-up point with your friends in case you get separated. Also, know how you’ll get home — because wandering in heels post-sunset isn’t the vibe.

6. Pack Light, But Smart

Bring only what you absolutely need: ID, cash/card, phone, keys, water, and sunscreen. Toss it all into a clear fanny pack or small backpack (some parades have bag restrictions). Leave room for freebies — from condoms to lube to stickers, booths hand out swag like candy.

7. Be Protest-Aware, Not Paranoid

Pride has always been political, and unfortunately, so are the folks who show up to disrupt it. If you encounter anti-LGBTQ protestors, don’t engage — avoid them, alert security or police if necessary, and keep your energy focused on joy. Your safety and community’s vibe come first.

8. Consent Is Sexy — Always Ask First

Just because someone is rocking a jockstrap or dancing topless doesn’t mean it’s a free pass. Ask before taking photos, touching, or getting handsy — we’re all about body positivity and boundaries. Be the respectful baddie that keeps Pride safe for everyone.

9. Bring a Portable Phone Charger

Between snapping selfies, tagging queens, and navigating the route, your phone will be working overtime. A dead phone = no communication, no photos, no ride home. Keep a portable charger in your bag to stay powered up all day.

10. Show Up for the Entire Community

Pride isn’t just for gay men — it’s for lesbians, bisexuals, trans folks, queers, asexuals, intersex folks, allies, and everyone in between. Cheer for the trans organizations, wave your flag for queer POC groups, and support the leather daddies marching right behind the drag queens. Pride is only Pride when everyone is included.

11. Have a Backup Meeting Spot

Phones die. Signals drop. People wander. Before the day gets chaotic, pick a recognizable landmark nearby and tell your friends, “If we get separated, meet here.” This one step could save you hours of post-parade panic.

12. Be Camera-Ready (But Respect Others’ Privacy)

Pride is a visual feast — and a fabulous opportunity for selfies and TikToks. But remember, not everyone is out or wants their photo online. Always ask before posting pics of others, especially those who may not be publicly queer.

13. Know Your Emergency Contacts and Info

In case of a medical emergency or protest-related incident, it’s important to have your emergency contact info handy. Consider writing it on your arm in Sharpie or saving it as your phone’s lock screen. It’s a tiny detail that can make a big difference in a serious situation.

14. Practice Parade Etiquette

Don’t block the view, don’t cut in front of kids or folks in wheelchairs, and don’t heckle performers or floats. Smile, wave, and cheer — this isn’t just a party, it’s a public celebration of existence. Good vibes only, honey.

15. Be Prepared for Loud Noises and Big Crowds

If you’re sensitive to sound or get overwhelmed in tight spaces, wear earplugs and take mental health breaks. Step back when needed and remember: It’s totally okay to pace yourself. Pride is about feeling free — not forced.

16. Tip the Performers and Thank the Volunteers

Drag queens, DJs, dancers, and volunteers all work hard to make Pride unforgettable. If there’s a tip jar, toss in some cash. And if someone hands you water or guides you through the crowd, a simple thank you goes a long way.

17. Remember What Pride Is Really About

Amid the glitter, vodka sodas, and Instagram stories, remember Pride was born out of protest — led by trans women of color demanding liberation. Show up with gratitude for those who paved the way. Celebrate, yes — but carry that activism forward beyond the parade.

Your First Pride Parade Starts With You

Pride is a kaleidoscope of joy, defiance, and community — and your presence matters. Be kind, be bold, be prepared, and most importantly, be yourself. Your very existence is something to celebrate.

And when it’s all over? Hydrate, wash off the glitter, upload your photos, and start planning for next year — because baby, once you’ve had your first taste of Pride, you’ll never want to miss it again.