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Smegma Slap or Uncut Dick? Here’s the Truth About Foreskin

by | January 25, 2022 | Time 3 mins

Yikes! You found the man of your dreams. He’s fit, has the perfect body, a sexy smile, gorgeous hair, and a wonderful scent. Every time you are around him, you feel the butterflies in your stomach and can’t help but let out a long, exaggerated, hard and deep breath as you subconsciously whiff up every odorless pheromone he’s putting out. You can’t quite put your finger on why you’re so enamored with this hunk – but you love it. 

Every date is amazing and fun. After each outing you have with this piece of perfection, which seems to have literally fallen from heaven, you need a cool-down session. A requirement after each date is at least an hour of alone time, your Fleshjack, and a bottle poppers. 

You lock the door tight and have your own personal kiki – preferably with a Cade Maddox man hole Fleshjack. Popperbaiting to the extreme, pretending your sex toy is his luscious lips, and all the time, you have him in your mind. 

You’re stroking along, and boom. Extreme, toe-curling pleasure. What an amazing experience. You’ve been dating for a while, and you can finally be in the same room with him without feeling shy, so you get up the courage to ask him if you can take it a bit further. Oral, anal, a handjob – it doesn’t matter. But you need a release, and you want it from him.

Success! 

He says, “Of course – it’s about time you ask.” and then boom. He whips it out, and you see it. The foreskin. Your worst nightmare and his most treasured member. You’ve been adamant about avoiding the devil’s umbrella for fear that you just might get a taste of some knob cheese, for which you have not acquired a taste.

What now?

Well, that’s why we’re here, isn’t it? We will give you the secrets to learning to love your man’s sausage scarf. After all, it’s quite the delicacy in almost every country outside of the USA. 

You can do a few things, and some of them can be quite erotic. If your man has a smell, it’s normal. The first thing to know is that most men have a specific scent. You should think about it as an enchilada – sometimes they come in different flavors. You can get them in beef, chicken, pork, or fish – and they’re all delicious. 

The smell should be slight and natural, and it definitely should not stink – but if it does, understand that the glans of the penis are covered all day. Pre-cum and other bodily fluids can cause the uncut cock to have a specific smell – and it’s nothing a little water or soap cannot take care of.

If you don’t like it, try taking a shower and using this time as foreplay. 

Next, throw your bias out the window. If you’re circumcised, you’re probably in the mindset that it’s cleaner and healthier. That’s all bullshit, though. The truth is that an intact cock is no different than someone who has had this chopped off at birth. 

Yes, we said chopped off. Sound harsh? We mean for it to sound this way. The cold hard truth is that circumcision is largely cosmetic. Of course, sometimes it is necessary, but most of the time, it isn’t.  Some people prefer the look, and some people prefer it. You can try out many new techniques when having a go with someone uncut. 

You could try out docking or running your tongue under the foreskin. It’ll have him squirming with excitement and could mean he gives you a premature surprise – so exercise with caution. 

Now that we have that out of the way – do you see that a fear of an uncut dick is irrational? What do you think? Do you have a preference? If so, what is it, and why? There are no wrong answers here, just preferences. We all have ’em, and we would love to know yours!

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6 Comments

  1. VH (they/them)

    Foreskin is amazing. Wish I was uncut.

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  2. VH (they/them)

    Foreskin is amazing. Wish I was uncut.

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  3. Bill

    That’s all bullshit about the natural love of smegma. Nobody likes the smell of shit either! The smell is equally offensive. Circumcision is a medical and religious practice of thousands of years. There are also many medical reasons and advantages of being circumcised. No STDs, and No stink! There are just some things you can’t defend, and having an anteater elephant trunk full of stinky cheese is certainly one of them.

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    • Jason

      Prissy high maintenance drama queens like Bill who think foreskin is a birth defect are a big part of why gay bashings are still a thing.

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  4. Bill

    That’s all bullshit about the natural love of smegma. Nobody likes the smell of shit either! The smell is equally offensive. Circumcision is a medical and religious practice of thousands of years. There are also many medical reasons and advantages of being circumcised. No STDs, and No stink! There are just some things you can’t defend, and having an anteater elephant trunk full of stinky cheese is certainly one of them.

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    • Jason

      Prissy high maintenance drama queens like Bill who think foreskin is a birth defect are a big part of why gay bashings are still a thing.

      Reply

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Sean Kivi

Sean Kivi

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Sean Kivi holds a master's degree from the University of Nottingham in translation studies from Spanish to English. He specializes in writing about gay culture and its influence on discourse. Sean speaks Spanish fluently and focuses on translating gay-themed literature to English and analyzing the discourse to understand how our culture is universal yet distinct in countries worldwide. He has translated for authors in Mexico and completed case studies related to machismo and its influences on gay culture in Latin America.

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